One Face Is $19.99. The Third One Is $5.01.
Tap how many you're buying for and watch the math. No code, no coupon — it's just what the three-pack costs when you choose "Get All 3."
How many are you buying for?
Tap a number.
The math, written out
| You order | You pay | Per face |
|---|---|---|
| One face | $19.99 | $19.99 |
| Two faces | $39.98 | $19.99 · two singles, no discount |
| All three (one of each) | $44.99 | $15.00 · the third face for $5.01 |
Three singles would be $59.97. On the product page you choose "Get All 3" and pick a face for each of the three slots — one of each, or any mix. The $44.99 applies automatically.
What the three faces are
Mustache
Smoker
Toothless SmileThree real balaclavas, not three gags: thin windproof stretch knit with an 80-year-old's face printed into the fabric and a regular open eye slot, so the wearer's own eyes look out of a stranger's face. Helmets, goggles and sunglasses go over it; pull it down and it's a gaiter. One stretch size. One each for the crew, or rotate them so nobody knows which grandpa is showing up.
All three. $44.99. The third one's $5.01.
All three — $44.99 ★ MOST POPULAR ★ One of each · save $14.98 vs. three singles.
One — $19.99 (reg. $49.99) · Mustache, Smoker or Toothless Smile.
FREE U.S. shipping · 30-day money-back if it doesn't get a laugh · Ships from the U.S.
Get All 3 Before the Batch Is Gone →Winter batch — no restock until next season · One stretch size · Wash cold, air dry
Quick questions
Is there a code to enter?
No. Choose "Get All 3" on the product page and the $44.99 price applies by itself.
Can I get three of the same face?
Yes — set every slot to the same face. $44.99 is for any three.
Is it actually warm?
Yes. Underneath the print it's a real outdoor balaclava — windproof, warm and breathable, the same job as the plain black one.
Shipping and returns?
Ships from our U.S. warehouse, free U.S. shipping, tracking by email. 30 days from delivery to send it back for a refund of the purchase price.
Straight talk: novelty outdoor mask, not protective equipment. The eye opening is a regular open slot. Not for anywhere face coverings aren't allowed. The Smoker has a cigarette in the print — for a kid or a workplace, pick one of the other two.