Winter batch. When the three faces sell out they're gone until next season. In stock while you're reading this means it ships.
All Three Faces for $44.99 — While the Winter Batch Lasts.
One funny ski mask is $19.99. Two are $39.98. All three are $44.99 — which makes the third grandpa $5.01. Here's exactly how the deal works, what you get, and why it won't be here in March.
Best $45 I've spent on Christmas. Got the three-pack for my husband and his two brothers. They opened them at the same time and the photo of the three grandpas is now the family group-chat icon.
Lena S. — Three-pack · Gift for the brothersFree U.S. shipping · 30-day money-back · Ships from the U.S.
How the deal works
| You order | You pay | Per face | The math |
|---|---|---|---|
| One face | $19.99 | $19.99 | Pick Mustache, Smoker or Toothless Smile |
| Two faces | $39.98 | $19.99 | Two singles, no discount |
| All three (one of each) | $44.99 | $15.00 | $5.01 more than two · $14.98 less than three singles |
That's the whole trick. There is no coupon, no code and no subscription. On the product page you choose "Get All 3" and pick a face for each of the three slots — one of each, or two of one and one of another, however the crew shakes out.
What $44.99 actually buys
Three real balaclavas, not three gags. Underneath the print each one is thin windproof stretch knit — the same job as the plain black one — with an 80-year-old's face printed edge to edge into the fabric and a regular open eye slot, so the wearer's own eyes look out of a stranger's face. Helmets, goggles and sunglasses go over it; pull it down and it's a neck gaiter.
Mustache is the distinguished one. Smoker is the grumpy one. Toothless Smile is thrilled to be here. One each for the crew, or rotate them so nobody knows which grandpa is showing up this week.
Get All 3 — $44.99 (save $14.98) → Just One — $19.99 →
Mustache
Smoker
Toothless SmileChoose "Get All 3" on the next page, then pick a face for each slot
Why it's a batch, not a catalog item
These are printed and shipped in a winter run. When the three faces sell out, there's no restock until next season — not a sales line, just how a seasonal print works. The compare-at price of $49.99 is where singles sit outside the run; $19.99 is the batch price. If the product page shows it in stock, it ships from our U.S. warehouse with tracking by email.
The fine print, up front
One stretch size. Pulls on over most heads and snugs down to fit; snug rather than loose on a very big head. Adults and teens.
Novelty outdoor mask, not protective equipment. The eye opening is a regular open slot, so your view is what it is in any ski mask. Skip it anywhere face coverings aren't allowed.
The Smoker print has a cigarette in it. For a kid, a workplace or a grandma, pick Mustache or Toothless Smile.
30 days. If it doesn't get a laugh, send it back for a refund of the purchase price. Damaged on arrival gets a no-questions replacement.
From people who bought three
The whole lift line lost it. Wore the Mustache on the chairlift and the whole lift line lost it. Genuinely warm too — my face was the only one not frozen at the top. Bought the three-pack for my brothers before I'd taken it off.
Garrett P. — Mustache · SkierActually blocks the wind on the lake. Bought it as a joke for the ice shack. Blocks the wind better than the fleece one I'd been using, and the eye opening is wide enough that my sunglasses sit over it no problem. The guys keep asking to borrow it.
Mateo R. — Smoker · Ice fishingGreat mask, sits a touch high until you tug it. Print is sharper than I expected and it fits under my helmet and goggles. The eye opening sits a touch high on me until I tug it down, then you forget it's there. Strangers waved all day.
Hollis K. — Toothless Smile · SnowboarderReviews reflect individual customer experiences. Individual results vary.
Three faces. $44.99. One order.
All three — $44.99 ★ MOST POPULAR ★ One of each · save $14.98 vs. three singles · the third face for $5.01.
One — $19.99 (reg. $49.99) · Mustache, Smoker or Toothless Smile.
FREE U.S. shipping · 30-day money-back if it doesn't get a laugh · Ships from the U.S.
Get All 3 Before the Batch Is Gone →Real windproof balaclavas · One stretch size · Wash cold, air dry
Quick questions
Can I get three of the same face?
Yes — on the product page, choose "Get All 3" and set every slot to the same face, or add a single and set the quantity. $44.99 is for any three.
Is there a code to enter?
No. The three-pack price applies automatically when you choose "Get All 3."
Is it actually warm?
Yes. Underneath the print it's a real outdoor balaclava — windproof, warm and breathable, the same job as the plain black one.
Shipping and returns?
Ships from our U.S. warehouse, free U.S. shipping, tracking by email. 30 days from delivery to send it back for a refund of the purchase price.
Winter batch · Free U.S. shipping · 30-day money-back