Three Doors. Three Grandpas. Pick One.
Behind each door is one of the three faces — the distinguished one, the grumpy one, the happy one. Pick a door, meet your grandpa, $19.99. Open all three and it's $44.99.
The faces are shuffled every time. Pick one.
Same mask behind every door
A thin windproof stretch balaclava with an 80-year-old's face printed edge to edge into the fabric and a regular open eye slot, so your own eyes look out of a stranger's face. Helmets, goggles and sunglasses go over it. Pull it down and it's a neck gaiter. One stretch size, wash cold.
Whichever door: $19.99. All three: $44.99.
One face — $19.99 (reg. $49.99) · Mustache, Smoker or Toothless Smile.
All three — $44.99 ★ MOST POPULAR ★ One of each · save $14.98 · the third face for $5.01.
FREE U.S. shipping · 30-day money-back if it doesn't get a laugh · Ships from the U.S.
Pick My Face →Real windproof balaclava · One stretch size · Wash cold, air dry
Quick questions
Is there a prize behind a door?
A grandpa. No discounts, no losing doors — every door is a real option at the regular price.
Is it actually warm?
Yes. Underneath the print it's a real outdoor balaclava — windproof, warm and breathable, the same job as the plain black one.
Can I see out of it?
Yes — a regular open eye slot, not a lens or a mesh. Goggles and sunglasses go over the top.
Shipping and returns?
Ships from our U.S. warehouse, free U.S. shipping, tracking by email. 30 days from delivery to send it back for a refund of the purchase price.
Straight talk: novelty outdoor mask, not protective equipment. Not for anywhere face coverings aren't allowed.