Pick a Face: $19.99. All Three: $44.99.
The distinguished one, the grumpy one, the happy one. Each is a real windproof ski mask with an 80-year-old's face printed into it. One is $19.99. All three are $44.99 — which means the third grandpa is basically five bucks.
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Meet the three
Mustache
Smoker
Toothless SmileMustache — the distinguished one. Grey handlebar, red nose, zero chill. The chairlift favorite.
Smoker — the grumpy one. Grey hair, a scowl, and a look that says he was riding before helmets had visors.
Toothless Smile — the happy one. Scruffy beard, a few teeth short, thrilled to be here. Impossible not to smile back.
The math
| What you get | Price | Per face |
|---|---|---|
| One face (any design) | $19.99 | $19.99 |
| Three singles, bought separately | $59.97 | $19.99 |
| All three — one of each | $44.99 | $15.00 · you save $14.98 |
Put another way: two faces at $19.99 come to $39.98, and the three-pack is $44.99. The third grandpa costs $5.01.
Three bikes. Three grandpas. One gas station.
The three-pack exists because almost nobody buys this for themselves alone. It's the riding crew, the three brothers, the ski trip, deer camp. Hand them out at the same time and the photo of the three of them is the group-chat icon by lunch. Or keep all three and rotate them so nobody knows which grandpa is showing up this week.
Choose "Get All 3" on the next page — one of each face
What you're actually getting
- MaskWindproof, breathable stretch balaclava with an attached neck gaiter — the same job as the plain black one
- PrintPhoto-real face printed into the fabric edge to edge, not stuck on — stretches without cracking
- EyesOne wide open slot with a hemmed edge — nothing over your eyes; your own eyes look out
- WearHood up when it's cold, pulled down to a gaiter when it isn't. Helmets, goggles and sunglasses go over it
- FitOne stretch size, adults and teens; snug on a very large head
- CareWash cold, air dry
Straight talk: it's a novelty outdoor mask, not protective equipment. The eye opening is a regular open slot, so your view is what it is in any ski mask. Skip it anywhere face coverings aren't allowed. The Smoker print has a cigarette in it — for a kid, a workplace or a grandma, pick Mustache or Toothless Smile.
From people who bought three
Best $45 I've spent on Christmas. Got the three-pack for my husband and his two brothers. They opened them at the same time and the photo of the three grandpas is now the family group-chat icon.
Lena S. — Three-pack · Gift for the brothersThe whole lift line lost it. Wore the Mustache on the chairlift and the whole lift line lost it. Genuinely warm too — my face was the only one not frozen at the top. Bought the three-pack for my brothers before I'd taken it off.
Garrett P. — Mustache · SkierGreat mask, sits a touch high until you tug it. Print is sharper than I expected and it fits under my helmet and goggles. The eye opening sits a touch high on me until I tug it down, then you forget it's there. Strangers waved all day.
Hollis K. — Toothless Smile · SnowboarderReviews reflect individual customer experiences. Individual results vary.
Winter batch. When the three faces sell out, they're gone until next season. In stock while you're reading this means it ships.
Pick a face. Or take all three.
One — $19.99 (reg. $49.99) · Mustache, Smoker or Toothless Smile.
All three — $44.99 ★ MOST POPULAR ★ One of each · save $14.98 vs. three singles · the third face for $5.
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Get All 3 — $44.99 →Want one? Pick a face for $19.99 on the next page
Quick questions
How does the three-pack work?
Choose "Get All 3" on the product page and you get one of each face for $44.99 — $14.98 less than three singles. Want multiples of one design? Add that single and set the quantity.
Can I get three of the same face?
Yes — pick the single, set the quantity to three. The $44.99 price is for one of each.
What size are they?
One stretch size for adults and teens. Pulls on over most heads; snug rather than loose on a very big one.
Shipping and returns?
Ships from our U.S. warehouse, free U.S. shipping, tracking by email. 30 days from delivery to send it back for a refund of the purchase price.
Winter batch · Free U.S. shipping · 30-day money-back