Funny Ski Mask — The 3D Old-Man Face Balaclava
A windproof, breathable balaclava printed edge to edge with a photo-real grandpa face and a regular open eye slot. Three designs: Mustache, Smoker and Toothless Smile. $19.99 each, all three for $44.99. Free U.S. shipping.
$19.99 each $49.99 · All three $44.99
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Pick your face
Mustache
Smoker
Toothless SmileMustache — the distinguished one. Grey handlebar, red nose, zero chill. Smoker — the grumpy one. Grey hair, a scowl, and a look that says he was skiing before lifts had bars. Toothless Smile — the happy one. Scruffy beard, a few teeth short, thrilled to be here.
All three faces — $44.99. One of each. $59.97 for three singles, so you save $14.98 — one for you, two for the people you ski, ride, fish or hunt with.
Get All 3 — $44.99 →Choose your face or the three-pack on the product page
What makes it different from a plain balaclava
FullFace™ seamless print. The face wraps the whole mask edge to edge and is printed into the fabric, not applied on top — no seams through the mustache, no blank patches at the neck, and it stretches with the knit without cracking or peeling.
ThermoStretch™ fabric. Lightweight stretch knit that blocks wind and holds warmth on the lift, and breathes on the climb — so it fogs less than fleece or neoprene. Light enough to forget it's on.
OpenSlot™ eye opening. Nothing over your eyes — one wide open hemmed slot, no mesh, no lens. Your own eyes look out of Grandpa's face, and goggles, sunglasses and a helmet go straight over the top.
TwoWay™ wear. Full balaclava over the head when it's cold; pulled down to a neck gaiter when the sun comes out.
Specifications
- StyleBalaclava / neck gaiter (two ways to wear)
- PrintSeamless, edge to edge, printed into the fabric
- Eye openingOne wide open slot with a hemmed edge — nothing over the eyes
- FabricLightweight stretch knit — windproof, breathable
- ProtectionWind · cold · UV · dust
- FitOne stretch size, adults and teens; fits under helmets and goggles
- CareWash cold, air dry
- DesignsMustache · Smoker · Toothless Smile
- Price$19.99 each (reg. $49.99) · all three $44.99
Where it goes
Skiing & snowboarding — under the helmet and goggles; the lift line is the audience. Hiking & trail running — wind and sun cover on the ridge, gaiter mode on the way down. Cycling — cold-morning commutes and winter rides; breathes when you push. Fishing & hunting — ice shack, duck blind, deer stand. Motorcycle — under an open-face or modular helmet, or pulled down as a gaiter.
Not for: anywhere face coverings aren't allowed. Novelty outdoor mask — not protective equipment.
Reviews
The whole lift line lost it. Wore the Mustache on the chairlift and the whole lift line lost it. Genuinely warm too — my face was the only one not frozen at the top. Bought the three-pack for my brothers before I'd taken it off.
Garrett P. — Mustache · SkierActually blocks the wind on the lake. Bought it as a joke for the ice shack. Blocks the wind better than the fleece one I'd been using, and the eye opening is wide enough that my sunglasses sit over it no problem. The guys keep asking to borrow it.
Mateo R. — Smoker · Ice fishingGreat mask, sits a touch high until you tug it. Print is sharper than I expected and it fits under my helmet and goggles. The eye opening sits a touch high on me until I tug it down, then you forget it's there. Strangers waved all day.
Hollis K. — Toothless Smile · SnowboarderReviews reflect individual customer experiences. Individual results vary.
Warm face. Funny face.
One mask — $19.99 (reg. $49.99) · Mustache, Smoker or Toothless Smile.
All three — $44.99 · one of each · save $14.98 vs. three singles.
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Frequently asked questions
Is it actually warm, or just a gag?
Both. Underneath the print it's a real outdoor balaclava — windproof, warm and breathable, the same job as the plain black one. The face is the bonus.
Can I see out of it?
Yes — it's a regular open eye slot, not a lens or a mesh. Nothing sits in front of your eyes, so your view is exactly what it is in any ski mask. Goggles and sunglasses go over the top.
Does it fit under goggles and a helmet?
Yes. The fabric is thin and stretchy, so goggles, sunglasses and a helmet go straight over the top.
Will it fog my glasses?
The fabric breathes, so most people get far less fogging than with neoprene or fleece. Breathe out through the mask rather than up into your lenses.
What size is it?
One stretch size. It pulls on over most heads and snugs down to fit; on a particularly large head expect snug rather than loose. Sized for adults and teens.
How does the three-pack work?
Choose "Get All 3" on the product page and you get one of each face for $44.99 — $14.98 less than three singles. Want multiples of one design? Add that single and set the quantity.
Shipping and returns?
Orders ship from our U.S. warehouse with free U.S. shipping and tracking by email. 30 days from delivery to send it back for a refund of the purchase price; damaged on arrival gets a no-questions replacement.
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