Which Grandpa Are You? 3 Taps, Then We Pick Your Face.
Three faces, one of them is you. Fifteen seconds, no email, and your match arrives pre-selected on the product page at $19.99. Can't accept the verdict? All three are $44.99.
Mustachethe distinguished one
Smokerthe grumpy one
Toothless Smilethe happy one
3 taps · 15 seconds · no email
Tap 1 of 3
What you're being matched to
Every face is the same mask underneath: a thin windproof stretch balaclava with an 80-year-old's face printed edge to edge into the fabric and a regular open eye slot, so your own eyes look out of a stranger's face. Helmets, goggles and sunglasses go over it. Pull it down and it's a neck gaiter. One stretch size.
The price, whichever grandpa you are
One face — $19.99 (reg. $49.99) · Mustache, Smoker or Toothless Smile.
All three — $44.99 ★ MOST POPULAR ★ One of each · save $14.98 · the third face for $5.01.
FREE U.S. shipping · 30-day money-back if it doesn't get a laugh · Ships from the U.S.
Pick My Face →Winter batch — when the three faces sell out, they're gone until next season · Wash cold, air dry
Quick questions
Is it actually warm?
Yes. Underneath the print it's a real outdoor balaclava — windproof, warm and breathable, the same job as the plain black one.
What if the quiz is wrong?
Switch faces on the next page — or admit you were a three-pack person all along. All three faces are $44.99, $14.98 less than three singles.
Shipping and returns?
Ships from our U.S. warehouse, free U.S. shipping, tracking by email. 30 days from delivery to send it back for a refund of the purchase price.
Straight talk: novelty outdoor mask, not protective equipment. Not for anywhere face coverings aren't allowed. The Smoker has a cigarette in the print — for a kid or a workplace, pick one of the other two.