What 1,732 People Said About the $19.99 Funny Ski Mask
Sorted by what you'd actually use it for — the lift, the bike, the stand, the gift exchange — plus the three things people complain about, because those tell you more than the five stars do.
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Read the reviews that match your winter
The whole lift line lost it. Wore the Mustache on the chairlift and the whole lift line lost it. Genuinely warm too — my face was the only one not frozen at the top. Bought the three-pack for my brothers before I'd taken it off.
Garrett P. — Mustache · SkierBest $45 I've spent on Christmas. Got the three-pack for my husband and his two brothers. They opened them at the same time and the photo of the three grandpas is now the family group-chat icon.
Lena S. — Three-pack · Gift for the brothersActually blocks the wind on the lake. Bought it as a joke for the ice shack. Blocks the wind better than the fleece one I'd been using, and the eye opening is wide enough that my sunglasses sit over it no problem. The guys keep asking to borrow it.
Mateo R. — Smoker · Ice fishingGreat mask, sits a touch high until you tug it. Print is sharper than I expected and it fits under my helmet and goggles. The eye opening sits a touch high on me until I tug it down, then you forget it's there. Strangers waved all day.
Hollis K. — Toothless Smile · SnowboarderWarm enough for the deer stand. Four hours in a stand at 18 degrees and my face was fine. Pulled it down as a gaiter walking out. My brother-in-law nearly fell out of his stand laughing.
Beau T. — Mustache · Hunting campBreathes well on the bike — size runs snug. Cold-morning commutes, breathes better than my neoprene one and doesn't fog my glasses. One-size stretch is snug on my big head — still fits. Every red light is a show.
Kyle F. — Smoker · Winter cyclingGaiter on the road, grandpa at the pump. Tucks under the collar like my plain one, cuts the wind at highway speed, and the gas station has not recovered. Got the Smoker to match the video. Wife says I'm not allowed to wear it to her mother's.
Dale R. — Smoker · RiderDad opened it first. Three gifts under the tree and he went for the small one. Wore it to the dinner table. He's 71 and the mask is older than him, which he found hilarious. Fits a stocking, under $20, done.
Dana W. — Toothless Smile · Gift for my dadFunny, warm, but I wanted one without the cigarette. The Smoker is the funniest face and it's the one my kid can't wear to the mountain. Bought the Mustache instead, which is great. Make a cigarette-free grumpy one and I'll buy it.
Marcy L. — Mustache · Ski momReviews reflect individual customer experiences. Individual results vary.
The three things people complain about
1. It's one size, and it runs snug on big heads. It pulls on over most heads and snugs down; a very large head gets snug, not loose. Nobody has said it didn't fit — several have said it fits tight.
2. The eye opening can sit a touch high. On some faces it needs a tug down the first time you put it on; after that people forget it's there. It's a regular open slot — nothing in front of your eyes — so the fix is just positioning.
3. The Smoker has a cigarette in the print. It's part of the character. For a kid, a workplace or a grandma, people pick Mustache or Toothless Smile instead.
What nobody complains about: warmth. Under the print it's a thin windproof stretch balaclava that does the same job as the plain black one.
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Winter batch. When the three faces sell out, they're gone until next season. In stock while you're reading this means it ships.
4.8 stars. $19.99.
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Quick questions
Is it actually warm, or just a gag?
Both. Underneath the print it's a real outdoor balaclava — windproof, warm and breathable, the same job as the plain black one.
Can I see out of it?
Yes — a regular open eye slot, not a lens or a mesh. Goggles and sunglasses go over the top.
Shipping and returns?
Ships from our U.S. warehouse, free U.S. shipping, tracking by email. 30 days from delivery to send it back for a refund of the purchase price.
Straight talk: novelty outdoor mask, not protective equipment. Not for anywhere face coverings aren't allowed.