Scratch to See What the Third Grandpa Costs.
One funny ski mask is $19.99. Two are $39.98. All three are $44.99 — which means the third face costs… well, scratch it. (It's not a coupon. It's just the math.)
Scratch with your finger (or mouse)
The math, written out
| You order | You pay | Per face |
|---|---|---|
| One face | $19.99 | $19.99 |
| Two faces | $39.98 | $19.99 |
| All three (one of each) | $44.99 | $15.00 · third face $5.01 |
No code, no subscription. On the product page you choose "Get All 3" and pick a face for each of the three slots — one of each, or any mix.
What you're getting three of
Mustache
Smoker
Toothless SmileThree real balaclavas, not three gags: thin windproof stretch knit with an 80-year-old's face printed into the fabric and a regular open eye slot, so the wearer's own eyes look out of a stranger's face. Helmets, goggles and sunglasses go over it; pull it down and it's a gaiter. One stretch size. Mustache is the distinguished one, Smoker the grumpy one, Toothless Smile the happy one — one each for the crew, or rotate them.
All three. $44.99. The third one's $5.01.
All three — $44.99 ★ MOST POPULAR ★ One of each · save $14.98 vs. three singles.
One — $19.99 (reg. $49.99) · Mustache, Smoker or Toothless Smile.
FREE U.S. shipping · 30-day money-back if it doesn't get a laugh · Ships from the U.S.
Get All 3 Before the Batch Is Gone →Winter batch — no restock until next season · One stretch size · Wash cold, air dry
Quick questions
Is there a code or a coupon?
No. The scratch card just shows the math. Choose "Get All 3" and the $44.99 price applies automatically.
Can I get three of the same face?
Yes — set every slot to the same face. $44.99 is for any three.
Is it actually warm?
Yes. Underneath the print it's a real outdoor balaclava — windproof, warm and breathable, the same job as the plain black one.
Shipping and returns?
Ships from our U.S. warehouse, free U.S. shipping, tracking by email. 30 days from delivery to send it back for a refund of the purchase price.
Straight talk: novelty outdoor mask, not protective equipment. The eye opening is a regular open slot. Not for anywhere face coverings aren't allowed.