Can't Pick a Face? Spin for One.
Three faces, one of them is yours, and most people stand at the product page for four minutes trying to decide. Let the wheel do it. Every segment is a real option — Mustache, Smoker, Toothless Smile, or all three — at $19.99 a face, all three for $44.99.
No prizes to win or lose — the wheel just makes the decision for you.
What the wheel is choosing between
Mustache
Smoker
Toothless SmileSame mask underneath every face: a thin windproof stretch balaclava with the print in the fabric and a regular open eye slot, so your own eyes look out of a stranger's face. Helmets, goggles and sunglasses go over it; pull it down and it's a gaiter. One stretch size.
The price, whatever it lands on
One face — $19.99 (reg. $49.99) · Mustache, Smoker or Toothless Smile.
All three — $44.99 ★ MOST POPULAR ★ One of each · save $14.98 · the third face for $5.01.
FREE U.S. shipping · 30-day money-back if it doesn't get a laugh · Ships from the U.S.
Pick My Face →Real windproof balaclava · One stretch size · Wash cold, air dry
Quick questions
Is this a discount wheel?
No. There's nothing to win or lose — every segment is a real option at the regular price. It just ends the "which one" debate.
Is it actually warm?
Yes. Underneath the print it's a real outdoor balaclava — windproof, warm and breathable, the same job as the plain black one.
Can I see out of it?
Yes — a regular open eye slot, not a lens or a mesh. Goggles and sunglasses go over the top.
Shipping and returns?
Ships from our U.S. warehouse, free U.S. shipping, tracking by email. 30 days from delivery to send it back for a refund of the purchase price.
Straight talk: novelty outdoor mask, not protective equipment. Not for anywhere face coverings aren't allowed.