Pick a Face for $19.99. All Three for $44.99.
Tap one. That's the whole decision. Every face is the same real windproof ski mask underneath — the only question is which 84-year-old you want to be at the lift line.
Tap a face to see it, then take it to the product page already selected.
Can't pick? Get All 3 — $44.99 (the third face is $5.01) →
What you're tapping on
A real outdoor balaclava — thin windproof stretch knit, the same job as the plain black one — with an 80-year-old's face printed edge to edge into the fabric and a regular open eye slot, so your own eyes look out of a stranger's face. Helmets, goggles and sunglasses go straight over it. Pull it down and it's a neck gaiter. One stretch size, adults and teens.
The price, whichever face you tapped
One face — $19.99 (reg. $49.99) · Mustache, Smoker or Toothless Smile.
All three — $44.99 ★ MOST POPULAR ★ One of each · save $14.98 vs. three singles · the third face for $5.01.
FREE U.S. shipping · 30-day money-back if it doesn't get a laugh · Ships from the U.S.
Pick My Face →Winter batch — when the three faces sell out, they're gone until next season · Wash cold, air dry
Quick questions
Is it actually warm, or just a gag?
Both. Underneath the print it's a real outdoor balaclava — windproof, warm and breathable, the same job as the plain black one.
Can I see out of it?
Yes — a regular open eye slot, not a lens or a mesh. Nothing sits in front of your eyes; goggles and sunglasses go over the top.
Can I change my mind on the next page?
Yes. Your tap just pre-selects the face. You can switch faces, or choose "Get All 3" and set a face for each slot.
Shipping and returns?
Ships from our U.S. warehouse, free U.S. shipping, tracking by email. 30 days from delivery to send it back for a refund of the purchase price.
Straight talk: novelty outdoor mask, not protective equipment. One stretch size (snug on a very big head). Not for anywhere face coverings aren't allowed. The Smoker has a cigarette in the print — for a kid or a workplace, pick one of the other two.