Funny Ski Mask vs. Beard Beanie: 8 Rounds, One Winner.
The beard beanie is the thing most people buy when they want a funny winter hat. We put the $19.99 funny ski mask against it round by round — and gave the beanie the round it wins.
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Round by round
Where the beanie is the better buy
Round 7 is real. If it’s for a child, for an office party, or for someone who wants to look cute rather than uncanny, the beard beanie is the right call and we’re not going to talk you out of it. For anyone on a bike, a lift, a lake or a trailhead — anyone who needs the thing to be a balaclava first — the other seven rounds decide it.
Same mask under every face
Thin windproof stretch knit with an attached gaiter, the face printed into the fabric so it stretches without cracking, and a regular open eye slot so your own eyes look out. Mustache is the distinguished one, Smoker the grumpy one (cigarette in the print, so not for a kid), Toothless Smile the happy one. One stretch size, adults and teens; snug on a very big head.
Mustache
Smoker
Toothless SmileTap a face and it arrives pre-selected · Choose “Get All 3” for the set
| You order | You pay | Per face |
|---|---|---|
| One face | $19.99 | $19.99 |
| Two faces | $39.98 | $19.99 |
| All three (one of each) | $44.99 | $15.00 · third face $5.01 |
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Both jobs. One mask. $19.99.
One — $19.99 (reg. $49.99) · Mustache, Smoker or Toothless Smile.
All three — $44.99 ★ MOST POPULAR ★ One of each · save $14.98 · the third face for $5.01.
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Pick My Face →Winter batch — when the three faces sell out, they’re gone until next season · One stretch size · Wash cold, air dry
Quick questions
Is it actually as warm as a plain balaclava?
Yes. Underneath the print it’s a real outdoor balaclava: windproof, warm and breathable, the same job as the plain black one. The print adds no thickness.
Does it fog glasses or goggles?
The fabric breathes, so most people get far less fogging than with neoprene or fleece. Breathe out through the mask rather than up into the lens.
What size is it?
One stretch size for adults and teens. Pulls on over most heads; snug rather than loose on a very big one.
Shipping and returns?
Ships from our U.S. warehouse, free U.S. shipping, tracking by email. 30 days from delivery to send it back for a refund of the purchase price; damaged on arrival gets a no-questions replacement.
Straight talk: novelty outdoor mask, not protective equipment. Not for anywhere face coverings aren’t allowed.
Beard beanie details reflect typical knit beard hats in the category, not a specific brand; price is a typical street price.