Who's It For? Tap Him.
Five men, one mask. A real windproof balaclava with an 84-year-old's face printed in — $19.99 a face, all three faces for $44.99. Tap the one you're shopping for and we'll tell you which grandpa he gets.
Free U.S. shipping · 30-day money-back if it doesn't get a laugh · Ships from the U.S.
⛷️ The skier or snowboarder
He already owns a balaclava. It's black, it works, and nobody on the chairlift has ever looked at it twice. This one does the same job — thin windproof stretch knit, breathes so the goggles fog less than neoprene — and the lift line loses it. Pull it down at the lodge and it's a gaiter.
Face we'd pick: Mustache, the distinguished one. The chairlift favorite.
Get Mustache for the Skier — $19.99 →🏍️ The biker
Fleece lets the wind straight through and the beard beanie never fit under the helmet. This tucks under the collar, the helmet goes right over it, and it pulls down to a neck gaiter at the pump. The face that works best on a bike is the one that looks like it was riding before helmets had visors.
Face we'd pick: Smoker, the grumpy one. (Cigarette in the print — for a kid, pick another.)
Get Smoker for the Biker — $19.99 →🦌 The hunter, the ice-shack guy, the trail runner
Four hours sitting still at 18 degrees is where a balaclava earns its keep, and this one is warm enough for the stand and the shack. It's also the thing the whole camp asks to borrow by the second weekend, which is why the three-pack exists.
Face we'd pick: Toothless Smile, the happy one. Impossible not to smile back across the ice.
Get Toothless Smile — $19.99 →🎁 The man who already has everything
He researched his own helmet. He has the good gloves. Last year's engraved tumbler is in the cabinet with the one before it. Anything useful you could buy, he bought better — so buy the reaction instead, and make it the gift that actually leaves the house. Brothers, a crew, a gift exchange: all three faces for $44.99 clears three names at once.
Our pick: All three. One of each face, $44.99 — the third one costs $5.01.
Get All 3 — $44.99 →🙋 Me, actually
Fair. The eye opening is a regular open slot, so it's your own eyes looking out of an 84-year-old — that second look, where a stranger's brain reloads, is what you're buying. It's $19.99, it's warm, and strangers will wave at you all day. Most people who come for one end up rotating all three.
Face we'd pick: whichever one your crew would least expect.
Pick My Face — $19.99 →The gift, sorted. One order.
One face — $19.99 (reg. $49.99) · Mustache, Smoker or Toothless Smile.
All three — $44.99 ★ MOST POPULAR ★ One of each · save $14.98 vs. three singles · the third face for $5.01.
FREE U.S. shipping · 30-day money-back if it doesn't get a laugh · Ships from the U.S.
Get All 3 — $44.99 →Winter batch — when the three faces sell out, they're gone until next season · One stretch size · Wash cold, air dry
Quick questions
Will it fit him?
One stretch size for adults and teens. It pulls on over most heads; snug rather than loose on a very big one.
What if he hates it?
30 days from delivery to send it back for a refund of the purchase price. Damaged on arrival gets a no-questions replacement.
Will it arrive in time?
Orders ship from our U.S. warehouse with free U.S. shipping and tracking by email. If it's in stock, it ships.
Straight talk: novelty outdoor mask, not protective equipment. The eye opening is a regular open slot. Not for anywhere face coverings aren't allowed.